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Women Demotivational Poster


A REAL MAN - Loves his woman every day of the month.


TAGS: love women men blood
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by Danny

rerun - November 23, 2010, 5:32 pm

Danny - you joining a motorcycle gang? I understand getting your "wings" is a sure way in.
motinet - November 23, 2010, 4:42 pm

5 salty lions!
Danny - November 23, 2010, 3:55 pm
Alive and kicking, sharing some golden nuggets every once in a while. ;-)
Faceplant31 - November 23, 2010, 3:41 pm
Holy shite, danny is alive. Nice fake BTW.


UNDERSTANDING WOMEN - Volume One


TAGS: women understanding volume one
Rating: 4.96/5

More motifakes by Swampfox

Swampfox - February 7, 2014, 5:15 am
I was enjoying the show...
Sho - February 6, 2014, 2:36 am
XD
lgvernon - February 5, 2014, 9:23 pm

Thanks for commenting on this, Steve; I missed it. This problem has been solved.
steve1961 - February 5, 2014, 8:12 pm
Who rants over a 2-3 year old poster? Call me sexist but when are trolls female? And with a name like whatevergirl, shouldn't she be more like 'whatever?' and less psycho-lizzie-borden?
manos - February 5, 2014, 6:02 pm
what's up little biatch? were you butthurt? any mature woman would laugh with this...
Swampfox - December 12, 2013, 3:34 pm
...or a tampon?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 12, 2013, 12:18 pm
Oh sweety, who hurt you? Can we get you a tissue? Or a midol?
GaryO - December 12, 2013, 8:58 am
Beggin’ strip?
thatonechick - December 12, 2013, 8:52 am
We'll see. :)
thatonechick - December 12, 2013, 8:51 am
Listen here, wench, I think we all agree that you don't wanna be here and we don't want you here. Why don't you go away while the grownups talk? Come back when you grow a sense of humor.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 12, 2013, 8:14 am
Lots of people these days, the site has changed a lot. But it's good to see you back, I hope you stick around.
Greeny - December 12, 2013, 5:40 am
Your hair looks nice
whatevergirl - December 12, 2013, 3:57 am
To the two faggots that replied to me and to anyone else who replies to me. I will still be right no matter what you say, You leaving areply (no matter what it says) means you agree with me, You're not worth anything to anyone, And you all need to die.
thatonechick - December 11, 2013, 11:23 pm
Who else gets on Motifake and tells people to calm down?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 11, 2013, 8:02 pm
Hey you...If that's you. How have you been?
thatonechick - December 11, 2013, 6:58 pm
Calm down, yo. It's not that bad
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 11, 2013, 6:48 pm
LMAO!
spacedog - December 11, 2013, 5:52 pm
See you in another 28 days.
whatevergirl - December 11, 2013, 3:45 pm
And don't bother leaving a reply to me, Because I won't bother to read it. I'll still be right and you'll still be wrong. And that's the truth.
whatevergirl - December 11, 2013, 3:43 pm
Retarded good for nothing guy as usual. You only think that because you don't think at all.
whatevergirl - December 11, 2013, 3:41 pm
We're not. Guys are and they always will be, and you just proved that. So, Fuck off, get cancer and die (Just like all guys should) I'm right.
whatevergirl - December 11, 2013, 3:41 pm
Which makes them stupid. And doing douchebag shit like this to females, Just proves my point.
whatevergirl - December 11, 2013, 3:40 pm
Again, You're Retarded. just like every guy.
whatevergirl - December 11, 2013, 3:39 pm
Says the guy who'll never get sex. :P
whatevergirl - December 11, 2013, 3:39 pm
Retarded good for nothing guy as usual. You only think because you don't think at all.
Swampfox - December 4, 2013, 4:57 am
If girls weren't such dingbats ...
rerun - December 3, 2013, 8:04 pm

guys aren't stupid, we just tend to think with the wrong head
whatevergirl - December 2, 2013, 9:17 pm
Only retards think this is funny. It's not our fault that guys are stupid.
rasicar - May 20, 2011, 5:36 pm
That's Cliff's Notes...
longnose - May 19, 2011, 8:30 am
LOL!!!!! nice one
steph1 - May 17, 2011, 5:05 am
this looks like the small print edition - the complete set is 36 volumes - good luck


IF WOMEN RULED THE WORLD - There would be no wars. Just a bunch of jealous countries not talking to each other.


TAGS: women
Rating: 4.46/5

More motifakes by Kung-Fu Devil

Cyberhagen - June 28, 2014, 2:00 pm
Are they kidding? Women get catty and offended so easily, and can be cutthroat with each other. We'd have more wars, not less.
whatevergirl - December 2, 2013, 9:14 pm
Only retards find this funny.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 4, 2013, 3:59 pm
Self-preservation was kicking in, lol.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 4, 2013, 3:58 pm
NEGOTIATIONS, not neutrons. Freakin' spell check.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 4, 2013, 3:56 pm
Robin Williams has said they'd be no wars if women ruled the world, just severe neutrons once a month X-D
Kung-Fu Devil - April 26, 2010, 1:24 pm
I was either going to post this one, or "If women ruled the world, a country would be bombed every 28 days" but I chose this one.
R.S.Jake - April 26, 2010, 10:36 am
And about the female ruler bringing their country into war, was it on "that time" of the month? Just askin'. If our house was a country, my wife would invade or nuke our neighbor's countrys (houses) once a month.
R.S.Jake - April 26, 2010, 10:33 am
How do you shotgun a beer through your nose without getting cut? Unless your rules for shotgunning differ from mine...
GreyScorpion - April 26, 2010, 10:12 am
now there's a party trick you don't see everyday, or hopefully never. don't even want to know how you came about learning that
crankyhead - April 26, 2010, 9:53 am
KFD, I didn't mean anythin by it. But the truth is the truth after all. P.S. I can shotgun beers through my nose.
Kung-Fu Devil - April 26, 2010, 7:05 am
@crankyhead: You must be a hoot at a party.
Claire - April 25, 2010, 10:47 pm
This is actually very true o_O
crankyhead - April 25, 2010, 10:47 pm
Golda Meir, Indira Ghandi, Margaret Thatcher,Catherine II, Queen Mary, Tz'u-hsi, Queen Elizabeth, Sirimavo Bandaranaike, Queen Isabella, Queen Victoria, Cleopatra, pretty much every woman who ever ruled a country brought that country to war. Jus' sayin...
Cubbybear - April 25, 2010, 9:10 pm
Don't forget a lot of drama and no porn on the internet
pieman - April 25, 2010, 7:30 pm
Nice Devil. 5 caddy little bitches.


FINALLY - A book about understanding women


TAGS: book of understanding women
Rating: 4.44/5

More motifakes by house

Titanpb - July 3, 2011, 8:40 pm
this has been done http://www.motifake.com/134859
Sho - June 21, 2011, 6:03 pm
'making sense' mess up their argument***. Damn English fail
Sho - June 21, 2011, 6:02 pm
Don't bother. Women don't let simple things such as 'sense' messing up their argument. They always win
Cyberhagen - June 21, 2011, 1:03 pm
I thought it was the US tax code..
Verdeckt - June 21, 2011, 4:26 am
isn't that just like a woman to point out our short comings.... Stupid evidence :)
DonPandon - June 21, 2011, 1:47 am
so... why do we botter? X_x aaaa!!! I want to understand!!
DonPandon - June 21, 2011, 1:46 am
we won't because they dont want to be understood in the first place =P
steph1 - June 20, 2011, 6:58 am
no matter how many times you guys try (#134859) .....you'll never understand
Verdeckt - June 20, 2011, 6:42 am
*of
Verdeckt - June 20, 2011, 2:54 am
That IS the table if contents
Greeny - June 19, 2011, 9:13 pm
...even the table of contents is messed up
Reality Lord - June 19, 2011, 8:36 pm

...and all the pages are blank.


CATWOMAN - Of all the female superstars she's always been my favorite!


TAGS: culos comics character favorite catwomen
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by culos

SteveFurlong - July 2, 2012, 9:24 pm
Gah! My outie has turned into an innie!
corbett06 - January 28, 2011, 6:39 pm
cannot unsee this...
valkor - January 27, 2011, 7:24 am
AHHH my eyes !! quick get the tequila I need to remove some brain cells, Fast.
culos - January 27, 2011, 7:01 am
"Cat-flap" comes to mind
Greeny - January 27, 2011, 6:35 am
If it's too low for an underboob, it would be a wut?
tellitlikeitis - January 26, 2011, 6:07 pm
You go boy!


WOMEN - They don't think we can do even the simplest of tasks. Yet they trust us to be able to read their mind.


TAGS: women
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by Kung-Fu Devil

JesusWept - October 7, 2012, 1:21 pm
LMAO!! Best 5 points i gave in a long time :D
jonyungk - November 23, 2011, 12:12 am
Yea, verily, yea. Magnificently done.
Coombsy007 - August 13, 2011, 3:09 pm
Mate you can say it in a clever way e.g. E5P, or just say it straight out. Either way one of the best I've seen 5L
crankyhead - August 13, 2011, 12:30 pm
E5P
gas - August 13, 2011, 11:55 am
aaaahahaha... have to recognize that's true in many cases. 5L
Kung-Fu Devil - August 13, 2011, 11:32 am
Glad my girlfriend doesn't post here haha.
spacedog - August 13, 2011, 11:22 am
Well said KFD.
rerun - August 13, 2011, 10:46 am

WOW is an understatement on this motifake. This should be printed out & hung on a wall
Verdeckt - August 13, 2011, 10:10 am
5uperb!


FRIENDS -


TAGS: friends with women sucks
Rating: 4.95/5

More motifakes by Airman

nicholsjoshua15 - March 1, 2014, 1:35 pm
If I like a woman I tell her that we're going to start dating. I don'tr ask her out, I tell her that we're going to start dating. It works like seventy percent of the time.
JesusWept - February 11, 2013, 1:01 pm
Start working for a "competing firm". Then there's a good chance that she'll "hire" you :-P
jedimonk - October 4, 2012, 8:57 am
never happened to me. I drop my pants and we become friends with benifits. stop being pussies. pull it out, she'll be too embarrased not to suck it. Ergo, friendzone averted.
EmilioDumphque - September 17, 2012, 12:33 am
So...we ALL have had this experience???
themansn - March 22, 2011, 7:56 am
so awesomely right ;( I'm in such a situation
Sean - December 28, 2010, 10:23 pm
Been there. *sigh* More than once. Now I know why: I give great resume.
rerun - December 28, 2010, 6:32 pm

this is amsome
johnny451965 - October 15, 2010, 6:18 am
story of my life!
spacedog - July 21, 2010, 6:34 pm
Bingo! 5L
crankyhead - July 21, 2010, 5:14 pm
LOL Airman, this is great.
Faceplant31 - July 21, 2010, 4:06 pm
To true! 5L


NOW WHAT DID I DO? -


TAGS: men women communication
Rating: 4.84/5

More motifakes by Airman

tellitlikeitis - October 20, 2011, 8:39 pm
Awesome, pure male chauvinist.
mariand - October 20, 2011, 2:34 am
I guess you're right...I looked in the wardrobe... and still no result5
crankyhead - October 19, 2011, 7:58 pm
pure geniu5
Greeny - October 19, 2011, 7:05 pm
lol x 5²


HAZARDOUS MATERIALS -


TAGS: elements of women humor
Rating: 4.31/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

Arvantillian - February 7, 2012, 6:19 am
didnt leave it off read the 2ed chemical property!
BeNiceToMe - February 5, 2012, 9:17 pm
define superi5r :)


BE VEWY VEWY QUIET -


TAGS: women sleeping peace and quiet
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by Airman

Whoflungdung74 - September 16, 2013, 7:14 am
My wife's an Insomniac lol!!
mrbommynuke - October 30, 2011, 11:48 am
its funny cause it true lol
UlyssesArt - October 27, 2011, 7:08 pm
lol very good
tellitlikeitis - October 25, 2011, 9:08 pm
Had to laugh at this one... 5 (more hours of peace for men).
Greeny - October 25, 2011, 8:34 pm
55555h!
mariand - October 25, 2011, 4:32 pm
ditto


I CAN ONLY IMAGINE - What you'll find in the Thesaurus


TAGS: definitions men women
Rating: 4.93/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - August 7, 2013, 12:34 am
It appears not...teehee!
MissPriss - August 7, 2013, 12:32 am
Well thanks sir. It's almost eerie seeing old posters and knowing people still get a chuckle from them!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 6, 2013, 12:56 pm
Wait... "bed" isn't censored?!? =-O
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 6, 2013, 12:55 pm
This receives 5L, I'm a guy - so I mean it. And I'm favoriting it, but that didn't mean I'm taking the poster to bed with me; however I will share it with others including my wife. (Bwahaha)
MissPriss - February 22, 2013, 5:10 am
You too? So you DO think these 5L's make my *ss look big...:(
Silverheart - February 22, 2013, 4:21 am

I gave it 5Ls despite being grossly inaccurate. As a married man, I can attest to the fact that a series that meant one thing one day can and probably does mean something completely different the next day.
MissPriss - February 22, 2013, 4:10 am
Translation: You trying to say I'm overweight? Thanks for the 5L anyhow.
steve1961 - February 21, 2013, 9:02 pm
LOL 5Lions...what does THAT translate to?


MEN AND WOMEN -


TAGS: men and women socializing irony
Rating: 4.96/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - March 14, 2012, 10:56 am

Thanks for the O'5L, Gary.
GaryO - March 14, 2012, 8:31 am
Well, there’s just something fetching ‘bout them suits. I think the word is ‘allure’. 5L for the allure……….and truism
lgvernon - March 13, 2012, 11:58 pm

Yes, it is! Especially when you consider these were bathing 'costumes'.
lgvernon - March 13, 2012, 11:56 pm

Yes, it is! Especially when you consider these were bathing 'costumes'.
carebear - March 13, 2012, 8:16 pm
(carebear BANNED)


FOR MEN WHO THINK - A woman's place is in the kitchen, just remember that's where the knives are kept.


TAGS: men who think women kitchen
Rating: 4.66/5

More motifakes by Budog

M0rd3kaI - April 25, 2012, 5:59 pm
Good thing then, wouldn't want to venture too close to that after the warning in this poster
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 25, 2012, 3:21 pm
I suppose it's all right. The wife usually keeps the salt on the dinner table, far away from the kitchen :D
Budog - April 24, 2012, 2:19 pm
This is another one that "Ass My Laugh off" on facebook has already ripped off...
M0rd3kaI - April 24, 2012, 12:34 pm
I didn't say anything about firearms nor women... but then again, with microchips these days XD
M0rd3kaI - April 24, 2012, 12:33 pm
Sarcasm is best achieved with a pinch of salt... should I go get you some?
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 23, 2012, 8:26 pm
The chest is not what they go for. Look at Lorena Bobbitt, she DIDN’T plunge a knife through her husband’s chest.
lgvernon - April 23, 2012, 10:17 am

With all due respect, what you guys know about guns, knives, and women can be stuffed into the cap of an acorn.
spypengen - April 22, 2012, 7:59 pm
they may have the knives but men have the guns 5L for the lols
M0rd3kaI - April 22, 2012, 7:03 pm
Not the type of knives that are worth shoving into a persons chest, blades are too thin. nice one Budog


POWERLESS MASTER -




FIVE RULES FOR MEN -


TAGS: men women humor
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - August 13, 2013, 9:44 am

Oh, I wouldn't say that, Ghoul. I have a pretty excellent track record--but then, so does my Husband. ;)
falloutghoul - August 13, 2013, 8:23 am
Right, because it's impossible to for one to be all of the above.


EPIC FAIL - Have just one thing to say... "EEEEWWW!!!"


TAGS: epic fail women
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by Brawler

Naruto123 - February 17, 2013, 4:34 am
She's like Forever Alone tenfold. Duisgusting little creature...
rnbw00 - July 26, 2011, 5:36 pm
I bet even her tits can flex. Put your head between them (you decide which one) and she'll crush the hell out of it.
suru22 - May 5, 2011, 11:15 am
Brings back good old memories of the Labyrinth
Brawler - May 3, 2011, 3:27 pm
No, it's not just you:D
suru22 - May 3, 2011, 3:23 pm
Is it just me or does her face look like a face hollywood would put on a gnome or dwarf or something.


IF YOU THINK WOMEN ARE THE WEAKER SEX - TRY PULLING THE BLANKET BACK TO YOUR SIDE


TAGS: women
Rating: 4.77/5


WOMEN'S RULES ARE ENGAGED -


TAGS: women men
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by Airman

Sho - March 1, 2012, 10:26 pm
I'll give it a 5 anyway. Nice pic to make a poster with
Airman - March 1, 2012, 5:13 pm
wow, I never saw it. I actually heard this quote on a radio show going home last night.. and made the poster using it when I came in this am.. should have looked first
Rick69 - March 1, 2012, 4:59 pm
Admittedly, 5till an amazing caption but. . . #147025 :)


PROBLEMS - Finally, it has been proven.


TAGS: women woman problems girls math fake
Rating: 2.71/5

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nobodyofdistinction - September 4, 2015, 10:55 pm
As I said on the other one, there's also the little matter of taking the square root of the square, which is the same as taking the absolute value. This could just as well mean that women are the negative of problems.
Erecrottod - May 30, 2009, 4:42 am
Agree with ... Step 1 should be a +, not a x
... - March 4, 2009, 3:19 pm
Failed on step 1. Time and Money would be time + money. 5 and 3 equals 8, not 15. Learn your basic algebra next time pal.
Booyah - February 5, 2009, 3:20 am
Replace "Problems" with "Evil"
RIFF RAFF - January 21, 2009, 1:07 am
well done, though i'm doubting you're ever going to get laid after this.
Seb - December 22, 2008, 9:32 am
Nice comment.
aPauling - August 16, 2008, 3:00 pm
Jay-Z has done this equasion just shy of a hundred times and has yet to reach that conclusion.


EQUALITY -


TAGS: women men sexy beergut
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by Airman

nicholsjoshua15 - June 19, 2015, 2:55 pm
Women walk around with crusty dried skin, wrinkles, orange spray tan, beer gut, huge gross a*ses, sagging bo*bs, died hair and scalp, and Heath Ledger Joker esque makeup on and think they look sexy.
autumnspirit - February 2, 2011, 6:36 pm
You're right AM, we'll never be equal, not that I want to be bald with a beer gut and delusional... but it's a great poster! 5Lipo's!
culos - February 2, 2011, 5:35 pm
Damn it Air, NO PRIVATE PICS!!!!


FIGHTING LIKE A GIRL - is actually a good thing


TAGS: women self defense
Rating: 4.65/5

More motifakes by Airman

jejeloman - March 18, 2012, 5:01 pm
... or kick in the balls D: ouch


COMMUNITY COLLEGES - A wonderful resource right in your own backyard


TAGS: courses for women
Rating: 4.36/5

More motifakes by Airman

Ed-Hyde - December 16, 2009, 9:21 am
Class 7 is actually an inside joke between the instructor and his wife. Obviously, there are no 'Real Life Testimonials' available.
CANADA - December 15, 2009, 6:06 pm
I hope class seven isnt full yet
Faceplant31 - December 15, 2009, 5:59 pm
ROR, class 2 i can relate to so much it is not even funny!!!!!
R.S.Jake - December 15, 2009, 5:19 pm
Where can my wife sign-up?


WOMEN DRIVERS - Just Stop


TAGS: women car
Rating: 2.85/5

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9 W0RDS WOMEN USE -


TAGS: words women list motivational ronsart
Rating: 4.44/5

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Kimjira1 - February 5, 2010, 5:33 pm
Omygod... This is my mom!! And my gf! and me! Gah!!
Roadki11uk - December 4, 2009, 4:50 am
I'd like to add "thanks a lot" Definitely not to be confused with "thanks" more a you are going to PAY for that one.... 5L
Produceman117 - December 3, 2009, 1:15 am
Slowly but surely, they come in and down-rate perfection. And with 1 or 2Ls, no less. What the hell?
ronsart - December 2, 2009, 12:39 pm
wife now going around all day saying...whatever...go figure...lol
Ed-Hyde - December 2, 2009, 10:53 am
Yea, my number 6 is "I guess." This list is why I say thank you every morning to my wife. For allowing me to wake up.
erock - December 2, 2009, 12:20 am
their
erock - December 2, 2009, 12:19 am
this is great. they should give this to guys during there engagements so they can learn how to dodge those bullets early. 5 lions too you!
agdaniele - December 1, 2009, 10:47 pm
Let's not forget "I have a headache" - that one is a much deeper sign than just "not tonight"
Produceman117 - December 1, 2009, 10:43 pm
This is gospel! 5 Whatevers on...um...opposite day.
spacedog - December 1, 2009, 9:56 pm
Perfect Ron. 5 all the way...
Bah - December 1, 2009, 9:17 pm
"why would I care?" is my wife's version of "that's ok". Never mind that she does care enough to murder me in my sleep if I go ahead and do the thing she "doesn't care" about. I think every husband a a different version of #6, but these are all dead on.
CANADA - December 1, 2009, 9:13 pm
5 nights on the couch for you!
CANADA - December 1, 2009, 9:12 pm
"Do what ever you want" is the land mine I always find
GreyScorpion - December 1, 2009, 9:09 pm
5 "Yes Dear's!!". Only one other phrase I hear not there..."Don't you even THINK about trying to put THAT in there.................that goes in the recycling bin"


I'M NOT EXACTLY SURE WHAT I'M PISSED ABOUT - BUT I'M A WOMAN SO THAT'S NOT REALLY THE POINT


TAGS: women
Rating: 4.89/5


1st Impressions -


TAGS: police detectives women blonde suspects profile lg just kidding tee hee
Rating: 4.55/5

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MissPriss - November 5, 2014, 11:17 pm
It doesn't have to....
lgvernon - November 1, 2014, 11:03 pm

And so it begins...


LSD - It's kicking in, Mabel!


TAGS: women drugs lsd humor cars driving
Rating: 3.28/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation F

BoneCD - November 13, 2009, 7:41 pm
Glade this made it to the hall of fame!!! Most excellent poster...party on Garth
Produceman117 - November 12, 2009, 5:16 am
Hall of Fame. I'm honored.
Briton of Rose - November 12, 2009, 4:30 am
One more vote and it's off to the Hall of Fame! Get the lead out, Mabel!
Krissie - September 15, 2009, 9:16 pm
Friday night trouble bound...
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 16, 2008, 12:16 am
OMG, Porcelina, that is awesome! I wish I had put it in the poster. :)
Porcelina - October 15, 2008, 9:30 pm
I can tell, Patty! You're steering my toaster!
Dustin Marthington - October 6, 2008, 12:06 am
so many times that i've thought that exact same thing Tony.
Tony - September 30, 2008, 4:14 pm
Funny and Clever. No wonder it's not high up in the rankings!
GoForthAndDie - September 20, 2008, 7:00 am
One of the best things on this site. Props.
RONSART - August 13, 2008, 7:51 pm
5 STARS!...
Agamemnon - July 13, 2008, 1:57 pm
VERY clever!


PMS - They call it "pms" because "mad cow disease" was already taken.




IF IT'S NOT ONE THING IT'S ANOTHER -


TAGS: women psychos
Rating: 4.66/5

More motifakes by Airman

Airman - March 1, 2012, 2:51 pm
I'll try to do better, I promise
MashiMashi - March 1, 2012, 2:23 pm
this photo could use a better caption, and this caption could use a better photo. Its funny I laffed but felt it needed work.
PrettyWhenICry - February 28, 2012, 12:04 pm
Hah!
ICEMAN - February 28, 2012, 1:43 am
I'm going to need to look under the hood. (bonnet for you limeys)


20 THINGS WOMEN CAN'T DO -


TAGS: women
Rating: 3.95/5

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steve1961 - September 29, 2013, 11:28 pm
There are many things incorrect about this poster. Most women I know are much more capable than most men I know.
nicholsjoshua15 - September 29, 2013, 2:38 pm
What about Hole, they're an awesome band, granted Courtney Love is insane, but early Hole was awesome!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 17, 2013, 10:56 pm
And give you a simple straight answer...
house - June 16, 2011, 5:47 pm
well, who else is gunna make our sammiches ??
Verdeckt - June 16, 2011, 8:25 am
You left out reverse parallel park
steph1 - June 16, 2011, 8:23 am
...and yet men still can't do without us


SHUT UP -




Female drivers -


TAGS: women car
Rating: 3.75/5

More motifakes by theoneyouwerewarnedabout

tomyironmane - July 18, 2013, 9:57 pm
but the bumper isn't even creased....
steve1961 - June 18, 2013, 12:46 am
To be fair, one of my sister's ex-bfs did exactly this. You have to be moving at quite a clip and snap it cleanly below the pole and the hydro line acts like a bow and plunges the pole like an arrow towards the ground.


SHARIA LAW -


TAGS: womens rights taliban afghanistan
Rating: 4.69/5

More motifakes by Airman

nicholsjoshua15 - June 19, 2015, 2:43 pm
From the way it looks I think you may want to replace "9th Century" with the word "cancer."
culos - February 13, 2011, 5:27 pm
So Jess, are you missing any body-parts? I mean, since your more of an expert than our resident Middle Eastern dweller....
LibertarianJess - February 13, 2011, 4:05 pm
No they just believe in stoning and public whippings for things like infidility.
Hawamleh - February 12, 2011, 8:32 am
not to be this guy, but actually sharia law says nothing about cutting off noses...this was cause by ignorance rather than law.
steph1 - February 12, 2011, 4:53 am
yep - that's what happens if you are too nosey - at least she won't be brownnosing now...
tellitlikeitis - February 11, 2011, 7:43 pm
Disturbing. She's a pretty girl. Let me step in line with the other women to finish off her husband.
lasski - February 11, 2011, 6:19 pm
kiss me baby...and don't hold your breath..!!!
agdaniele - February 11, 2011, 5:46 pm
And women here think the have it so rough.
Airman - February 11, 2011, 5:44 pm
I guess the Taliban doesn't worry about alimony when the wife wants a divorce
agdaniele - February 11, 2011, 5:44 pm
LMAO!
culos - February 11, 2011, 5:43 pm
Didn't know they already had sammiches back then....
agdaniele - February 11, 2011, 5:41 pm
Epic.
Reality Lord - February 11, 2011, 5:20 pm

omg


EXISTENTIALISM - Claire suddenly realized that existence precedes essence, and she was free to kill all the old gods.


TAGS: women existentialism religion humor
Rating: 2.6/5

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Sean - June 27, 2008, 5:06 pm
Cool poster -- way to not dumb it down for the masses (so what's it mean? -- just kidding).
Wtf - June 27, 2008, 2:23 pm
Keep taking the medication


WOMEN - God bless them. They truly believe that we actually understand them


TAGS: women
Rating: 4.36/5

More motifakes by Doug

Anyal - April 23, 2013, 8:43 pm
I'm a woman and I LOVE this! Hilarious and true, I bet! ^_^
sixthseraph - July 13, 2011, 10:44 am
we could understand them, there's a book on how to, but the response when asked if they did is "TL,DR"
Chibolazo - June 13, 2010, 4:47 pm
hahaha exellent i love it
MasterMorality - December 30, 2009, 8:12 pm
Priceless.
Me_ - December 21, 2009, 2:12 pm
WOMEN - They actually believe we want to understand them.


TEMPTING -


TAGS: women curve
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Sho

Webspider - May 30, 2012, 7:34 pm
I am a lover of curves, good one.
spacedog - May 21, 2012, 6:05 pm
Excellent Sho.
Pretti - May 21, 2012, 2:13 pm
Haha Very good!!
dy2012 - May 20, 2012, 4:12 pm
great poster!
Sho - May 20, 2012, 11:40 am
Thx all
CloudchaserS - May 20, 2012, 11:03 am
This holds true for slim & trim as well as plump with curves in the right places
rerun - May 20, 2012, 9:24 am

One of your best ones, yet.
Reality Lord - May 20, 2012, 9:06 am

Real nice pster sho. I rather liked the stuff you did "on the edge"
GaryO - May 20, 2012, 8:15 am
Welcome back from the edge, sho. Nice one here.


FOR EVERY ACTION -


TAGS: men women punishment
Rating: 4.85/5

More motifakes by Airman

Master - April 24, 2011, 4:32 pm
"Because you're a man": Random occurrence, random penalty. No hope.
5150monkeylove - April 22, 2011, 4:19 pm
You forgot to mention the "little comments" you will suffer for the rest of time. still 5L
IxLOVExYOU - April 22, 2011, 11:04 am
thanks you for making my day!
Greeny - April 21, 2011, 5:53 pm
...showing this to my wife to lower her inordinately high 'ETA's' was a bad idea
rerun - April 21, 2011, 5:49 pm

I don't know what my "offense" is/was.....it isn't on this list. It has been about 4 months........or is it 4 years?
CaptainBaked - April 21, 2011, 5:47 pm
You're in good form Airman... 5 blueballs


DREAMS - Sometimes, they come true.


TAGS: sammich women men kitchen funny
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by Pillow34

Verdeckt - June 7, 2011, 8:04 am
is that BACON on those sammiches??? Dreams really do come true..


MAN -




SO LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT - Women wear fake hair, nails and lashes. Get fake boobs,lips, butts and botox. But they want a real man?


TAGS: women men image
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - October 28, 2012, 11:55 pm
Don't start any rumours....but yep! Thanks for the comment :)
mariand - October 28, 2012, 4:41 pm
jee Missy, you're sure you are a woman?...hehehe


TODAYS WOMEN -




HOMICIDAL BARBIE - The black widow toy for the next generation of young women


TAGS: homicidal barbies toy young women
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by Budog

Sound - June 28, 2011, 10:19 am
that's #2 Fido is finishing off the first one under the table
Budog - June 26, 2011, 5:10 am
I found another one I will have to make a poster of tomorrow...
Preacher Man - June 26, 2011, 4:27 am
Truth to tell, my little girl would love this. She's every bit as warped as her Daddy.


UGLY WOMEN -


TAGS: ugly women what point girl nasty stupid dumb female fail
Rating: 1.56/5

More motifakes by Womanbeater

agdaniele - April 5, 2009, 7:30 pm
Check yourself.


MY NEW BOYFRIEND -


TAGS: women
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by concern3

mizzdizz - August 1, 2016, 7:21 am
...sputter...choke...sputter BWHAHAHAHA!!!!! This is hilarious!!! I've got one of those crazy biyatches right down the street! She's a real winner! ^!


WASTING AWAY -


TAGS: weight obsession wastes sexy women
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by 5150monkeylove

JesusWept - August 6, 2013, 8:41 pm
I'ts not you. It seems to come and go. Quite annoying
5150monkeylove - August 3, 2013, 2:43 pm
Is it me, or is the FB count next to the FB button nonexistent on here?
BobbEdwards - August 3, 2013, 10:27 am
Total 5L agreement


WHY WOMEN CAN'T SLEEP - Each one of those little blue balls Is a thought,a problem or a decision that needs to be made Man has only 2 balls and they take up all his thoughts


TAGS: why women can t sleep
Rating: 3.71/5

More motifakes by house

Demo33 - June 14, 2011, 5:31 pm
5L's good job. x


WOMEN - We don't need a reason to hit you men over the head with a beer bottle.


TAGS: women reason mad
Rating: 3.63/5

More motifakes by MysteriousWoman5150

Reality Lord - July 20, 2011, 9:55 am

harsh lite. getting there girl.
Verdeckt - July 20, 2011, 7:43 am
This must be one of them misandrists I've heard about.. Sad really, mind you while you're near the fridge
mariand - July 20, 2011, 3:59 am
harsh!!!... I'll never buy a beer to a woman... :))


I LIKE MY WOMEN - JUST LIKE MY COFFEE, BIG, HOT, STRONG AND BLACK...


TAGS: i like my women
Rating: 3.58/5

More motifakes by Budog

Faceplant31 - September 16, 2010, 10:17 am
No no no, they ground up and in the freezer
agdaniele - September 16, 2010, 8:05 am
...and a double shot.


MORAL OF THE STORY -


TAGS: women are the devil
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by Faceplant31

spacedog - March 16, 2010, 6:19 pm
Nice one Face, 5Ls.
ICEMAN - March 16, 2010, 4:15 pm
An oldie but goodie. 5L


VETERANS DAY -


TAGS: r i p cmdcm jeff garber uss dwight d eisenhower this is for all of the servicemen and women thank you
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by 5150monkeylove

5150monkeylove - January 3, 2011, 1:41 am
this was in the top 10 for the month of November until about 2 weeks ago. Does anybody know if the requirements changed? I PM'd the boss and did not get an answer.
5150monkeylove - November 19, 2010, 9:02 pm
It is NOW happily ever after after you liked it, Moo+. Thanks a heap.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 19, 2010, 10:42 am
And you lived happily ever after?....I forgot, don't ask..........5L
5150monkeylove - November 19, 2010, 10:28 am
This was the first picture I asked for permission to use. I saw it on a friends FB page. I also ended up meeting a guy who was on the same ship as me. He asked the original owner of the photo for me. I even sent them the moti for their approval.
spacedog - November 12, 2010, 8:31 pm
5
ICEMAN - November 11, 2010, 9:59 pm
That's five by five.
5150monkeylove - November 11, 2010, 8:49 pm
The day is almost over.... I had my first ever Veterans day off. I feel good, and appreciated for once


ANNUAL MEETING OF WOMEN DRIVERS - And that is 10 miles away from the REAL meeting place.


TAGS: women drivers
Rating: 2.19/5

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Scorpio7 - January 9, 2009, 1:45 pm
The creator of this poster is ANOTHER guy who won't be eating any vagina, anytime soon...


I FOUND MISS RIGHT - And then I found out Her first name is Always


TAGS: relationships whiskey men women
Rating: 4.85/5

More motifakes by TheSanityInspector

SteveFurlong - May 10, 2012, 5:42 pm
It's funny only because it's so true. No, wait. It's NOT funny only because it's so true.
forseti - May 10, 2012, 12:32 pm
rofl


DIFFERENT PLANETS -




FUTILE -


TAGS: women argue men
Rating: 4.34/5

More motifakes by Sho

- August 26, 2012, 3:28 am
5o true, and so very sad. Not sad for the females, for those who have to pretend their argument is a sound one :D Been there, done that, lost that fight.
krazyivanthedivine - March 7, 2012, 5:31 pm
This is 100% true. I've learned that if you just say in a calm voice, "Yup... I know... You're right... My bad..." Gets them to shut up really quickly; takes the fun out of it for them.
carebear - March 7, 2012, 12:02 pm
(carebear BANNED)
Sho - March 7, 2012, 11:58 am
2L***. And no I'm not a bomber
carebear - March 7, 2012, 11:56 am
(carebear BANNED)
Sho - March 7, 2012, 11:47 am
Oh well. At least it doesn't have a 1L or lower rating :)
carebear - March 7, 2012, 11:41 am
(carebear BANNED)
Sho - March 7, 2012, 7:35 am
Thx mariand. I guess there's no pleasing some people :P
mariand - March 7, 2012, 2:14 am
great poster... I can't understand how someone can vote less than 5L to this.
holymoly - March 6, 2012, 6:37 pm
It's my anti avitar
gas - March 6, 2012, 4:56 pm
nor firing one hehe


PMS - It's that time of the month


TAGS: pms women
Rating: 3.62/5

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Sho - May 27, 2011, 10:41 pm
good luck with that
Kspace - May 27, 2011, 8:50 am
I'd still hit it.


MALE BRAIN - Men score an average of 4 to 5 points higher then women on intelligence tests. That's got to sting.


TAGS: male brain superior to women s
Rating: 2.92/5

More motifakes by Lex

Derek - August 27, 2009, 6:53 pm
Raises suspicion about IQ tests "then"


UNDERSTANDING WOMEN -


TAGS: oxymoron day women
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by Faceplant31

jameswnash - August 9, 2010, 3:04 pm
As Chris Rock put it, “Don't argue! You cannot win, you cannot beat a woman in a arguement. It's impossble you will not win. Cause men, we are handicapped when it comes to arguing cause we have a need to make sense”
spacedog - August 5, 2010, 11:37 pm
5L. We continually lose, but never stop gambling.
agdaniele - August 5, 2010, 9:20 pm
What mindset? All of them! 5L
Reality Lord - August 5, 2010, 5:25 pm

5L's dude. anyone voting less is because their wives told to.


WIVES - loveless, farting, blaming, yelling, lying, nagging, cheating, divorcing, hateful things


TAGS: women wives
Rating: 4.06/5

More motifakes by motinet

BoneCD - November 27, 2009, 5:49 pm
Funny....my wife always blamed my friends
agdaniele - November 27, 2009, 4:39 pm
Because it makes them about 90% accurate.
aesop's folly - November 27, 2009, 4:37 pm
why do wives always blame their husband?
motifake - November 27, 2009, 3:51 pm

Im having fun with google today :)


2 BIRD 1 STONE SCENARIO - You'll Lose Money While You're Chasing Women. But You Won't Lose Women While You're Chasing Money


TAGS: money cash women
Rating: 2.5/5

More motifakes by Sho

Sho - December 22, 2009, 12:05 pm
Birds*** >_>. oh well


COLD SHOULDER -


TAGS: owls feathers women
Rating: 4.62/5

More motifakes by Faceplant31

GreyScorpion - August 19, 2010, 3:57 pm
I love owl posters, 5L


HIDE AND SEEK - You lose, Fräulein.


TAGS: wwii soldiers nazi german women rape
Rating: 2.65/5

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MO - August 18, 2009, 7:00 pm
Well LD, I'm guessing.... 'cause NOBODY'S seen the slippery lil' bastard!! But I am glad that someone saw that comment.....
LogicDude - August 18, 2009, 1:55 pm
MO FTW!!! Why didn't they show how tall he is?
MO - August 17, 2009, 9:22 pm
Psst, hey toots! You seen Kyle? Any of you? no? Damn!
Lena - August 17, 2009, 9:09 pm
Nazi bastards... ugh...
Jmac0585 - July 1, 2009, 9:53 am
Thank you, Sir!
Plug In Baby - June 30, 2009, 11:36 pm
I usually only comment on ones that I give a 1 or a 5 to, you sir, have received the latter. I love it.


OFFICE POLITICS - When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 a minute.


TAGS: women harassment 50cal
Rating: 4.93/5

More motifakes by 50cal

Sean - January 16, 2011, 12:29 am
*accept
Sean - January 16, 2011, 12:29 am
Re Poster ... Hey, that dude's obviously enjoying his unobstructed view of her -- her covered back. Yeah, we'll that as proof that he's straight. Well played, Lester.
ICEMAN - January 16, 2011, 12:28 am
Heh, heh, heh. Classic!
Sean - January 16, 2011, 12:25 am
Faceplant's a mod now?! Huh, so that's who keeps losing the keys to the short bus. Sorry Mooooooooooooooooooooo. Yer of the hook -- for now.
autumnspirit - January 15, 2011, 12:27 am
Purrrrrfect! However, I think the price p/m has gone up. 5Lawsuits
50cal - January 14, 2011, 11:47 am
LOL sounds about the time I dropped off the Moti network for a bit! Belated congrats bro!
Faceplant31 - January 14, 2011, 11:44 am
Soon as you stopped paying attention. I been mod for a couple months now. Thanks for noticing dick.
50cal - January 14, 2011, 10:45 am
Thank you sir! When did you make MOD?!
Faceplant31 - January 14, 2011, 10:34 am
Much better 50. 5L


MARRIAGE 101 - Women are never truly happy without something to complain about. No need to put any effort into fulfilling this need; you're already doing at least 2 things she can complain about. One is breathing.


TAGS: marriage women complain happiness
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by Losifer2

tatespa - May 21, 2012, 8:59 am
Agreed... no truer words have been spoken... damn!!!!
SteveFurlong - May 19, 2012, 5:27 pm
5L for indisputable truth.


EYEBROWS -


TAGS: eyebrows beauty men women fake
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by msf

Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 10, 2013, 8:22 pm
I disagree. There are few things more unattractive than bushy eyebrows on a pretty face. It's the fingernails that I can't understand them putting so much time into.


THE INTERNET - finally making a women's life understandable to men


TAGS: women men understandable
Rating: 4.5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 27, 2013, 12:35 pm
Fantastic! Very well 5aid. Although, I don't see the attraction to Hendricks. The wife says it has to do with her enormous fake cans, but . . . . her face looks like the Joker.
pzykosiz - February 3, 2011, 2:11 am
an egg beater huh?
Faceplant31 - August 11, 2010, 5:45 pm
Amsome! That is all i can say.


MEN AND WOMEN. - When a man yells at and hits a women it's considered abuse. When a woman yells at and hits a man it's considered being a strong woman.


TAGS: men and women
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by nicholsjoshua15

thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 10, 2013, 7:09 pm
Awe, man! I forgot that was currently the in thing. Lol
nicholsjoshua15 - March 10, 2013, 3:29 am
If a woman's ever in the kitchen it means she's looking for a knife that will be sharp enough to kill her unfortunate and unsuspecting husband and children.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 10, 2013, 1:13 am
If a woman comes out of the kitchen complaining at you as you're watching TV, it only means you didn't make the chain short enough.
Sho - March 9, 2013, 10:54 am
And that's what you call a double standard


DRIVES THE LATEST MODEL -


TAGS: women broom
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by Airman

Donkasaurus - October 27, 2011, 8:11 pm
Wide, ugly, and clearly past its days?
tellitlikeitis - October 25, 2011, 9:31 pm
She seems to match the carpet tapestry behind her?


SALEM, MASS., CIRCA 1692 - There are no witches...there are no witches...


TAGS: women witches denial
Rating: 4.2/5

More motifakes by Ryncovine

lindasuekristen - July 22, 2013, 4:53 pm
awesome picture!
ughomer - December 7, 2012, 7:09 pm
Wow!


30% OF WOMEN - Shouldn't have left the kitchen in the first place


TAGS: women
Rating: 2.74/5
Agent K - August 14, 2009, 1:32 pm
66394
knowitall - August 14, 2009, 1:27 pm
normally tunnels get 1, but this is a great reply so i gave it 5
agdaniele - April 15, 2009, 12:01 am
And why do people like this not get court-ordered sterilization?
Mark - April 14, 2009, 11:50 pm
70% more than 30% of tunnels = 1


CANADIAN WOMEN - Who says they don't know fashion?




RELATIONSHIPS - Men only worry about a particular Other Man; a women distrusts her whole gender.


TAGS: women
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by 50cal

matrice666 - October 21, 2010, 12:50 pm
i think its even funnier when you know the frame comes from porn.
GreyScorpion - October 20, 2010, 9:21 am
3 times through the wash. see, we do know how to do the laundry. 5L
AdmiralAckbar - October 19, 2010, 5:53 pm
and for good reason
Reality Lord - October 19, 2010, 5:49 pm

nice


Idiot -


TAGS: women
Rating: 2.15/5

More motifakes by zack

thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 24, 2013, 12:47 pm
Don't know, don't care if this actually happened - for ME, the5e NEVER get old. Lol!
WTF - February 24, 2009, 6:01 pm
Nope - IT NEVER HAPPENED! search youtube for Fiona Wheeler and watch her win 32,000 pounds on the UK show. For more proof, google: Fiona Wheeler Kathy Evans
um... - September 6, 2008, 3:20 pm
actually it didn't happen, but it's still pretty funny
no - September 6, 2008, 3:18 pm
it actually DID happen, there's a youtube vid of it... and the original motifake / demotivator read "ELEPHANTS / larger than the moon."
Sgtbobert - April 20, 2008, 4:08 pm
another photoshop but I wouldnt be surprised if this happened


CHEATING WIFES - A survey found that TWICE as many women then men cheat on their partners. Since it takes two to tango... Who are those LUCKY BASTARDS they do it with?


TAGS: cheating wife women man bastards survey
Rating: 2/5

More motifakes by RnR

TigerKid - October 5, 2008, 10:06 pm
The spelling Natzi must be banging a different cheating wife.
FAIL - October 5, 2008, 3:01 pm
I'm here for AdAm. For I have fourths.
AdAm - October 2, 2008, 6:22 pm
God passed on his chance. i'll take thirds! can i get fourths too?
God - August 28, 2008, 5:32 pm
I'm guessing un-married men.
pro - August 28, 2008, 3:32 pm
Okay, sloppy seconds for aPauling. Who wants thirds?
aPauling - August 28, 2008, 12:36 pm
I get dibs on his wife, as soon as I finish with his mom.
pro - August 22, 2008, 6:02 am
I'll get back to you when I've finished banging your wife, RNR.


THERE'S NO UGLY WOMEN, BUT -


TAGS: women too lazy to shave
Rating: 4.42/5

More motifakes by gas

twill1962 - October 10, 2012, 10:10 am
It's a female Wookie!


COASTER ADDICTS -


TAGS: women highs lows indecisive things
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by Greeny

thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 5, 2012, 11:58 am
Some say women are stupid, but I don't believe that. It's us guys who keep going back for more; and that ever famous foot-in-the-mouth moment during that time of the month.
Peso - October 19, 2011, 10:45 am
Classic! 5Ls
mariand - October 19, 2011, 6:10 am
5traight on target...
Reality Lord - October 18, 2011, 10:31 pm

oh yeah...i hear you.


HOW THINGS WORK -


TAGS: men women relationships
Rating: 4.33/5

More motifakes by Airman

carebear - March 27, 2012, 1:20 pm
(carebear BANNED)
M0rd3kaI - March 27, 2012, 9:24 am
So True... 5 Careless Bastrads for you


9 inch will please a lady -


TAGS: robert burns drawing women
Rating: 4.27/5

More motifakes by EmilioDumphque

mizzdizz - February 15, 2015, 10:21 pm
Why thank you, Emilio!
EmilioDumphque - February 15, 2015, 4:16 pm
Ahh...a woman with experience!
mizzdizz - February 15, 2015, 3:38 pm
---- but only if the owner knows how to properly please her! 5 haggis scarfing lions!
GaryO - February 15, 2015, 10:03 am
But can you sing the tune?! 'It's not the length that makes me loup But it's the double drivin.' Thnx for the ancient flashback, Em.


WOMEN - Have been fighting for equal rights for centuries ...


TAGS: women equal rights fighting centuries
Rating: 4.09/5

More motifakes by Budog

Valymar - April 18, 2012, 2:55 am
YES! :D
spypengen - April 16, 2012, 6:08 pm
by far the funniest demotivational poster yet! LOLOLOL 100L


BODYBUILDING - A steroid-free sport


TAGS: bodybuilding women strong
Rating: 3.05/5

More motifakes by amac

IllicoPresto - December 11, 2009, 2:33 am
A sport, huh? So is this a winner or a loser? 'Cause either way it made me frow up in my mouf.


CHILDISH NATURE -


TAGS: toys women men boys play
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by Faceplant31

NickDahlmier - May 29, 2016, 5:02 pm
All are fun until you break some part of them... Then you'll be amazed & frustrated by the pain & expense of the repair involved.
Donkasaurus - December 17, 2010, 2:43 pm
A lot of the times the horse-rocker, pogo stick, and atv will outlast the woman =/ lol. 5 Panthera leo's


MISSED IT BY THAT MUCH -


TAGS: men women confidence
Rating: 4.55/5

More motifakes by Airman

maoworks2 - February 11, 2012, 8:12 am
Vodka's Good Too.
ICEMAN - February 10, 2012, 8:41 pm
On the other hand... http://www.demotivationalposters.org/a-true-friend-whiskey-women-and-woe-iceman-demotivational-posters-132851.html
BeNiceToMe - February 10, 2012, 7:30 pm
you forgot e5sy :)


UNLEARN WHAT YOU HAVE LEARNED, YOU MUST -




WOMEN - If Einstein couldn't figure them out, do you really think that you can?


TAGS: women einstein
Rating: 4.1/5

More motifakes by anunyapete

nicholsjoshua35 - September 26, 2012, 9:44 pm
Einstein, wasn't that smart, he discovered two things and then spent the rest of his life trying disprove one of them.
Cloudchaser - August 15, 2011, 1:39 am
The world's smartest man of out modern era got caught cheating on his wife. And yet to this day, guys still think they can get away with cheating on their women even though a man smarter than them couldn't.


THE RECEPTIONIST - Making trips to the dentist a lot less painful.




CHICKS LIKE THIS - ...are always the ones who complain there are no real men left.


TAGS: plastic surgery women
Rating: 4.44/5

More motifakes by TheSanityInspector

observingthisplanet - January 7, 2014, 4:43 pm
I don't want to live on this planet anymore...
twill1962 - September 1, 2012, 11:09 am
It's Barbie! Where's Ken?
champ99 - February 21, 2012, 4:56 pm
Kill it with fire...
the1stCOMMI3 - January 9, 2012, 9:46 pm
Dear god! I.. I think it's feral!
KoU - January 9, 2012, 12:59 pm
What the heck!!! ogly lips men!!
Krissie - January 8, 2012, 10:19 pm
W...T...F!!!!
maoworks2 - January 6, 2012, 3:46 pm
We Are The Borg !
vulture - January 6, 2012, 3:26 pm
My first thought - "Is it alive...?"
mariand - January 6, 2012, 3:50 am
lol... is this a woman?


TAKE AWAY THE -




LEBANESE WOMEN - Making Your Men drool and your women Jealous


TAGS: lebanesewomen
Rating: 2.63/5

More motifakes by Lordpimpus

Barney - April 15, 2009, 7:57 am
They're the new half-Asians!
Jmac0585 - April 13, 2009, 10:56 am
and... they hate the jews and know how to build bombs! Double trouble, Hey!
Lordpimpus - July 19, 2008, 1:27 pm
which one!?!? though i doubt you'll be capable of coming near any!! they're vicious!
jay - July 18, 2008, 6:47 pm
ok - so there is one lebanese chick Id slay


Women -




Perfectly Logical -


TAGS: argue logic men women
Rating: 4.52/5

More motifakes by Iconoclast

GaryO - August 20, 2013, 6:51 pm
Naw, Ico, I’m goin’ for the bed pan….and a nurse
Iconoclast - August 20, 2013, 3:22 pm
Age solves arguments. Men, remember that as you age you may well find yourselves sitting more than standing.
MissPriss - August 20, 2013, 2:17 pm
Seat up...lid down...bah! When I lived in the country, the boys were such gentlemen. Up or down was never an issue, cuz they would go and pees in the hole in the basement floor that the sump pump rested in! Little bastrads!
CloudchaserS - August 20, 2013, 11:13 am
Guy's rules for women. #1: Learn to work the toilet seat. If it's up put it down. You don't see us complaining about you leaving it down.
GaryO - August 20, 2013, 10:00 am
again the lid…….thank gawd sinks and showers do not have lids
falloutghoul - August 20, 2013, 8:31 am
I honestly don't get that argument (mostly because my family leaves both the seat and lid down).
steve1961 - August 20, 2013, 12:06 am
Definitely down and welded shut...
lgvernon - August 19, 2013, 7:31 pm

Especially when it comes to whether the seat should be left up or left down!~


1950'S VALUES -


TAGS: back in the day 1950 s divorce evil women were more honest
Rating: 4.03/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 27, 2013, 12:43 pm
I think it had to do something with people's warped values; e.g. stick with the lying, cheating, abusive bastard because God approves would otherwise disapprove. Btw, is that Mary Tyler Moore?
agdaniele - October 24, 2010, 1:20 pm
Touche, Akbar.
AdmiralAckbar - October 24, 2010, 1:16 pm
I do not believe prison is the same as group therapy. It is a group but the therapeutic part is questionable until there is a riot
agdaniele - October 24, 2010, 1:12 pm
We're all in group therapy... it's good to have help from others your mom has affected.
AdmiralAckbar - October 24, 2010, 12:55 pm
The mom trap is inescapable and no group therapy...the others in the group would not be safe
agdaniele - October 24, 2010, 12:53 pm
Group therapy time, Akbar? Is she the one trap you didn't escape from unharmed?
AdmiralAckbar - October 24, 2010, 12:51 pm
Where did he find a picture of my mom
rerun - October 24, 2010, 12:49 pm

sad, a wasted pic


19TH AMENDMENT - Proof that it was a bad idea. And they say guys think with their bottom half.


TAGS: sexist 19th amendment women sufferage obama
Rating: 1.78/5

More motifakes by urmom

HAHA - May 9, 2009, 2:39 am
What you gay now?
Sean - May 9, 2009, 1:58 am
*HAHA (I blame the beers, and the more beers)
Sean - May 9, 2009, 1:57 am
And with that lame comment, HAMA prances out of the closet. Well done, girlfriend!
HAHA - May 9, 2009, 1:52 am
Damn she made her self not hot.
Yeo - April 26, 2009, 10:23 pm
Yeah, this one picture proves that the 19th Amendment was a bad idea... not!


WOMEN - They are meant to be loved, not understood.


TAGS: women meant loved not understood
Rating: 4.74/5

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suzieq - January 28, 2012, 12:18 pm
could have gone with another word too, but they don't take it here anym5re
mariand - January 28, 2012, 5:53 am
dude, you did it this time... 5 lol


WELL... - at least they both belong in a kitchen.


TAGS: women autism stolen from
Rating: 3.88/5

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Gramaticus - October 8, 2011, 5:50 pm
I also have a son with Autism, but I am siding with Rayzr32 as well. We joke, sometimes inappropriately. If this is Demotivational to you, you are in the wrong place. Also, sorry I'm so late to the party!
thejkaz - August 30, 2011, 3:01 pm
This is not a joke about people with mental illness. It is a sexist joke about a woman's place in the kitchen. I am guessing your son got his affliction handed down from your side of the family
Coombsy007 - August 29, 2011, 6:17 am
5L's for Rayzr32 - put that on a tshirt with a good motifake and you'll make a fortune
Rayzr32 - August 29, 2011, 3:57 am
Ha ha, welcome to the internet people; if you're easily offended, please leave now.
Hawamleh - August 28, 2011, 8:29 pm
Please take your butt-hurt elsewhere -Motifake public service announcement.
Wildflower - August 28, 2011, 5:13 pm
As someone with a son who suffers from autism I find your sense of humor revolting. How any adult can justify mocking anothers handicap amazes me. I hope you die a horribly painful death and burn in the bowels of hell. I will laugh at that.
gas - August 27, 2011, 11:27 am
There are also "normal" persons who make jokes of mentally handicapped people, and seem to have the same feelings as a blender too


A WISE MAN ONCE SAID - "I DON'T KNOW ASK A WOMAN"


TAGS: women
Rating: 4.2/5
EmilioDumphque - August 8, 2012, 2:48 am
Preferably one that understands how to use punctuation.


COLT .45 - Keeping rapists at bay since 1911


TAGS: guns women
Rating: 3.35/5

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thelaw - August 31, 2011, 2:02 pm
This is a Hi-Power Muzzle... http://webpages.charter.net/the.batman/HiPowerPhotos/Parkerized/Muzzle.JPG
thelaw - August 31, 2011, 2:02 pm
It's a Colt 1911 .45 alright...you're all dumb and probably only have COD experience...I'm a competetive handgun and shotgun shooter. the muzzle looks small cuz it's angled down...and doesn't resemble a Hi-Power at all...I own both... tl;dr..you're dumb!
TheSarge - December 17, 2009, 10:38 pm
Not a 45 there...Browning Hi-power.
Bah - November 18, 2009, 2:32 pm
In what strange nightmare dream world are rapists bullet-proof?
Kamai - November 2, 2009, 4:58 pm
Guns are useless against rapists. Bring on those tasers >:D that'll keep them at bay
Zed - November 2, 2009, 4:46 pm
Hey, D.A.R., LEARN TO READ. Derek said it's pointless to own a gun if you are not willing to actually USE it. Otherwise, its about as effective as a restraining order, ie, not effective AT ALL.
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 1:10 am
I love Mission Bay in California... wish she could keep me at that bay.
DreMagnum - November 2, 2009, 1:09 am
Hey lets post the same thing twice, but 4 minutes later, thats cool
Derek's a retard - November 2, 2009, 1:08 am
So what you're implying here Derek,is women who prevented themselves from being raped should not own a gun? How does a women being raped by someone she knows make the raper invincible to a .45 round? Idiot.
Derek's a Retard - November 2, 2009, 1:04 am
So, what you're saying is Derek, women who prevented themselves from being raped shouldn't have guns? An how does a women not knowing their attacker make them impervious to a .45 round? Idiot.
Derek - August 27, 2009, 10:55 pm
The vast majority of rape victims know their attacker. Owning a gun is irrelevant if you can't or won't kill someone and they know it. But keep your fantasies.
Cheech - May 25, 2009, 9:42 pm
It might be a .22 conversion. They make kits so it's cheaper to shoot.
EliteDoom - May 8, 2009, 1:45 am
Shit, clean your gun bitch.
OMGWTFBBQ - March 20, 2009, 9:47 pm
Maybe,but couldn't it just be a modified muzzle?People do that shit now days.
DJL - March 15, 2009, 3:32 pm
The muzzle is too small for .45. Looks like a 9mm or a .38 Super.
LogicDude - February 6, 2009, 10:44 pm
Yer an idiot. It was adopted in 1911 after the Philippines Insurrection and it's NOT a "revolver"...you really ARE an idiot, you know?
agdaniele - February 6, 2009, 8:11 pm
And.... it's most likely made more rapists' efforts easier.
Scorpio7 - February 6, 2009, 7:10 pm
The 1911 reference is wrong. "It was designed for the US government service revolver trials of 1873 by Colt's Manufacturing Company and adopted as the standard military service revolver."


FORMULA -


TAGS: relationships women girls heart love
Rating: 4.72/5

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tomyironmane - July 19, 2013, 5:45 pm
... There is one who holds the only key this week...
autumnspirit - December 14, 2010, 10:18 am
True. However, there is one who holds the only key. 5 Locks
forseti - October 19, 2010, 12:08 pm
today is innuendo calendar day... you thought about back door, right?!? O.o


PERSPECTIVE TAKE 2 -


TAGS: perspective beast evil cold women
Rating: 4.4/5

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coldinjected - January 23, 2011, 11:10 am
Yeah. I just tweaked it to get through. I though this was almost as funny but, you get through what you can.
Donkasaurus - January 21, 2011, 1:42 pm
Didn't you do almost this same poster, but with the last line reading something along the lines of "I'm supposed to trust you about the toilet seat?"
coldinjected - January 21, 2011, 1:23 pm
No closure necessary. I got mine. ALL that matters. But thank you.
culos - January 21, 2011, 12:45 pm
Word. But as a matter of interest, how did you get burned??? It sounds like a very personal experience so if you share we might be able to analyze the situation and help you find closure....


TOUCH HER THE WRONG WAY - She is liable to beat you to within an inch of your life with that guitar.




STOP POKING ME -


TAGS: pregnant women like sweet and salty things anyways
Rating: 3.92/5

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GreyScorpion - March 11, 2010, 1:27 pm
GD it Face!! BLLow Job is spelled with 2 L's. and I'll give you 3 more than that for the funny.


FETISH - Cuz eventually French won't get you off


TAGS: fetish women sex
Rating: 2.59/5

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WTF - February 23, 2009, 6:20 pm
Sqeeeeal... WEEEEeeeeeee
Eathquake21 - February 1, 2009, 8:58 am
Damn that's disturbing.


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